Five things you will find if you open my bag:
1. Geiger counter
2. Gas mask
3. Canned food
4. Bandages
5. And the most important -- vodka.

Five things in my bedroom:
1. MicroKorg
2. ESX-1
3. Cumpewtah
4. Bearded axe
5. Bed?

Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life:
1. Get married ^ ^
2. Travel and see Europe
3. Wake up in medieval Germany
4. Wake up in ancient Greece
5. Have kids

Five things that make me very happy:
1. Rachel, my love
2. My friends
3. Music
4. History
5. Apocalypse fiction

Five things I’m currently into:
1. NeoTokyo
2. Age of Chivalry
3. Not texting.
4. Getting ready to move..
5. Life in general. ^ ^

Five things on my To-Do list:
1. Rachel
2. Rachel
3. Rachel
4. Rachel
5. Rachel ;3

Five things some people may or may not know about you:
1. Gyros on a pita is my favourite thing ever.
2. Pop culture in general annoys the shet out of me
3. I think long hair on guys is very sexy. <3 But to deviate from Rachel's answer, I love long hair on girls, and can't think of one instance where I thought short hair looked attractive on a woman.
4. I'm 100% die-hard heterosexual. Yes the gay lisp is a joke... I know it's great.
5. I'm really into Christian theology.

Five most important moments of the last year:
1. Broke up with Rachel for a short time.
2. Got back together with Rachel stronger than ever.
3. The United States of America elected their first socialist Arabic-American president.
4. Got my bunny, Atlas. <3
5. Had my first operation.

Five things you enjoy doing during your free time:
1. Sex.
2. Listening to music.. I mean really listening to it. Not just hanging out with it in the background, but focusing on it and truly appreciating it in all aspects.
3. Hanging out with Rachel, see #1.
4. Video games, see a few of my previous answers xD
5. Exploration. I love getting on some boots and packing a few things and just wandering away through forests for hours.

Five impressions of the person who tagged me:
1. Beautiful
2. Sweet
3. Sexy
4. Funny
5. Good company.